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sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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emerald-star-and-friends:

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elizabeththorne:

GOD DAMNIT GUYS YALL REALLY NEED TO TAG YOUR PORN

time to start drooling

i love the little fire heart from Howls Moving Castle

YUM

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chadleymacguff:

incubecfrmmars:

What the fuck is in the Malik blood? This is insane. Holy geezus…

i’m feeling very attacked right now

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suicide-mess:

Everything good mixed

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

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trillchips:

kaylanewell:

i passed this on my bike the other day and it made me feel better and now look here it is again


If I read this while riding bike I’d fall lol

myheart137:

capt9rs:

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memeluvr2:

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

luigi! at the disco

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already

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laterovaries:

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

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"The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three."

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Or playing GTA hahaha

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ixnay-on-the-oddk:

My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.

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